Friday, November 15, 2013

March of Hypocritism

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We should replace all the army songs with something more suitable to the atmosphere with the song below. It shall be mandatory that all NSF and NSMen are to memorize this song by heart in honour and glory of our nation's decisive and wise decisions.
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
All day round. 
Sing this splendid marching song,
Oh comrades at arms.
Trololol trololol...
This is the only song we can sing,
For the splendid glory of the country. 
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
All month round. 
Raping and fucking is disallowed,
Only beating ass and murdering is allowed.
Trololol trololol...
For the hypocrites we are and those we please,
Gloriously singing this righteous song,
So it is... 
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
All year round. 
Sing this splendid marching song,
For we fear we may displease the powers that be.
Trololol trololol...
For the glorious hypocrisy we sing this song,
Without which we shall all perish,
Ohohoh... 
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
The march of the hypocrites goes trololol trololol,
Endlessly....

Which army songs do not contain vulgarities ? These stuff are not meant to be taken seriously and are simply used to boost morale for the troops that are suffering from fatigue during long marches carrying heavy loads on their bodies. The human mind simply brighten up when they are in contact with such phrases due to conditioning and these songs have been there for a long time as an army heritage connecting the past to the present and future. The sudden guilt feeling and removal of 'misogynist' lyrics is simply a bad knee jerk reaction and a displeasure to old heritage... oh and not to forget ... the ever rampant hypocrisies we face in the army besides the normal workplace.

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